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Farm jokes 10

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

What has two legs and flies?
A pig!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A cow that can milk itself!

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen!

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream!

What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!

Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle?
Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make!

Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

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