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Farm jokes 02A pat on the head! What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper! What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu! What kind of doctor treats ducks? A quack! What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate? Afer ewe! Why did the ram fall over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn! What do cows like to dance to? Any kind of moosic you like! Where do sheep get shorn? At the baa baas! What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole? A bullfrog!
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