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Dog jokes 02A: A jet setter! Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has? A: Puppy dogs! Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher! Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs? A: In the mush room! Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because frost bites! Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog? A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft! Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog? A: A whino! Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house? A: When the door is open! Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet!
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