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Cat jokes 05

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!

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