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Bird jokes 03

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!

Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!

Q: What language do birds speak?
A: Pigeon English!

Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!

Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!

Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!

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