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Bee jokes 02

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!

Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!

Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!

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