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Ant jokes 03

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

What kind of ants are very learned?

What do you call a smart ant?

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!

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