Bar Jokes

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Drunks in a Taxi
Mad Husband
The first reindeer seen in a bar
The number twelve goes to a bar
Some very common traits in two drunks
Some yogurt visits a local bar
Two men walked into a bar
This tells me that I must be drunk
I only ordered a double
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
My girlfriend is out in the car
I know you were drunk yesterday
Bad luck finding a place to hide
I think I'll try a nicer approach
Someone stole things from me
Who keeps saying those things?
Two sides of a bar
A drunk orders himself a beer
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
How drunk are you? Official drinking test
There is a monkey in the bar
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
I'm trying to prove a point
The Beer Prayer
I get so drunk that I imagine things
Driving home very drunk
I'll trust you that you paid
Drink fault-finding guide


This pill allows you to fly
Free drinks for everyone
Who gave you those black eyes?
If she went out with me
The wife is not speaking to me
A brain goes to a local bar
I don't owe anything for this drink
I am afraid of that tarmac
A golf club visits a local bar
Does your dog bite?
Three vampires go to a bar
Where is this bus going?
A very depressed man
Female hormones in beer
A man takes the ferry home from work
A seal visits a local bar
They are stopped by the police
I'm just trying to be helpful
The story of a very short man
You can't bring that dog in this bar
The customs of an Irishman
What causes people to have arthritis?

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