Old Age Jokes

OLD WANTS never die, they become needs


OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time


OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind


OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down


OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever


OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged


OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed


OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip


OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over


WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation


There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, -- but their future is doubtful