Business Jokes

Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank


10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.


9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.


8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.


7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.


6. You notice Kato Kaelin is sleeping in the vault.


5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.


4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.


3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.


2. Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED.


1. Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez