Old Age Jokes

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color


OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves


OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs


OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms


OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate


OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent


OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions


OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends


OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place


OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup


OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up


OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey


OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor


OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage


OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose