Business Jokes

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.


Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.


Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.


Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.


Never put all your eggs in your pocket.


Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.


Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.


Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.


Never tell them what you wouldn't do.