Old Age Jokes

OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved


OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground


OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out


OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive


OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically


OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react


OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes


OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium


OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way


OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket


OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose


OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory


OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust


OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged


OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!