Business Jokes

I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity


I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one.


I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...)


I think...therefore I am confused.


I will get it done when I get it done!


I would give $1000 to be a millionaire.


I've got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter. - Lee Iacocca


If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.


If a man advances confidently in the direction of his dreams to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau


If a program is useful it will be changed, if it is useless, it will be documented.