Old Age Jokes

OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties


OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance


OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted


OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part


OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted


OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history


OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver


OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures


OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate


OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world


OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay


OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest


OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan


OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty


OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap