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Business One-liners 46

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.


The workbench is always untidier than last time.


The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.


The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back.


There are no rules around here. We're trying to accomplish something. - Thomas Edison, remarking about his laboratory


There are no winners in life...only survivors.


There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon


There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.


There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.


There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people everything you know.


There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.