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Business One-liners 06

A stagnant science is at a standstill.


A theory is better than its explanation.


A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.


A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.


Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.


Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.


Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer


According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.


According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.


Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.