Business Jokes

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.


A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.


A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.


A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.


A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.


A bird in the hand is dead.


A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.


A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.


A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.