Bumper Sticker Jokes

My karma ran over your dogma.


I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!


A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.


I'm not driving fast-just flying low.


Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.


My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!


Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.


"I is a college student."


If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.