Bumper Sticker Jokes

"All generalizations are false."


"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."


Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."


"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"


"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."


"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."


"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"


"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"


"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"


"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."