Bumper Sticker Jokes

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.


BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.


So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


All men are idiots....I married their king.


IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.


Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.


I took an IQ test and the results were negative.