Bumper Sticker Jokes

All generalizations are false, including this one.


"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.


I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!


We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.


Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?


Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.


We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.