Ad Jokes

These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.


LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.


GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.


OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE & DONUTS


FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG


FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.


GERMAN SHEPHARD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.


CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER


FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.


KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.