Blonde Jokes

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.




Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!




Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.




Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.




Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?

A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.




Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.




Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?

A: "Thanks for the refill!"