Music Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from the bassoon recital.




Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?

A: The bassoon burns longer.




Q: What is a burning oboe good for?

A: Setting a bassoon on fire.




Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?

A: A bassoon; there's more wood!




Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.




Q: What are oboes good for?

A: Kindling when burning basoons