State Jokes

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything




Dumb Arkansas Laws

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.


Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"


A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.


A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.


Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.


A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.


Fayetteville

It is illegal to kill "any living creature".


Little Rock


Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.


Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.


It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.


No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54






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