Political Jokes

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| My list of accomplishments for my first six |
| years as the President. I will only be |
| recording those good things that I have done. |
| After all, the police and investigation teams |
| already have a nice file on me down at their |
| offices for the "other" things I have done. |
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| My list of accomplishments for my first six |
| years as the President of the United States: |
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| 1. |
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