Yo Mama Is So Ugly 2
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck