Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.


Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.


Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.


Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.


Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.


Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.


Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.


Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.


Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.


Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.


Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!


Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.


Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.


Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.


Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.


Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.