Military Jokes

Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are wonderful", said one soldier.


"I wish I could say the same about mine," said the other.


"You could if you could lie as I do."




A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.


"Are you hurt?" asked another.


"I don't know yet," a weak voice was heard, "am still falling!"