Military Jokes

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!




Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander


"Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth"


"Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?"


"Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"




QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."


NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."


EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."


CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."