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Trumpet Jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.

Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?

A: Their personality.

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?

A: King Kong is more sensitive.

Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?

A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.

Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!