Music Jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.




Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?

A: Their personality.




Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?

A: King Kong is more sensitive.




Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?

A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.




The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.




Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

A: "Hi. I'm better than you."




Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!