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Pentagon And Pencils

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GET OUT YOUR 'PORTABLE HAND-HELD COMMUNICATIONS INSCRIBERS'


WASHINGTON - When is a pencil not a pencil? When it's on a Pentagon shopping list - then it's a ''portable hand-held communications inscriber,'' says a Republican senator.