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A Collection Of Insults! 74

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

The two put together have an IQ over 150.

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.

There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its best.

There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet. -- Woody Allen

They must have done a clean boot on him.

Thick as a brick / whale omelette.

Thick as pig dung and twice as smelly.

Thinks "Private Enterprise" means owning a personal starship.

Thinks a permutation is a medical procedure.

Thinks at 5 baud.

Thinks cellular phones are carbon-based life forms.

Thinks E=MC^2 is a rap star.

Thinks everyone else is entitled to his opinion, like it or not.

thinks in lower case and types accordingly

Thinks like a boar hog looks at a wristwatch.

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