Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Operating in stand-by mode.


Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.


Out there where the buses don't run.


Outlet isn't grounded.


Over the rainbow.


Overdue for reincarnation.


Overruns above 110 baud.


Paged/swapped out.


Paralyzed from the neck up.


Parents beat him with an ugly stick.


Parked his head and forgot where he left it.


Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.


People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.


Perfect chassis, bad driver.


Perfect face for Halloween.






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