Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Defective hard drive / boot sector.


Dense as a London fog.


Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.


Differently clued. -- Dave Clark


Dock doesn't quite reach the water.


Does aerobics... in his head.


Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up in a hammock.


Doesn't adjust for leap years.


Doesn't consider his drive a slice unless it lands two fairways over.


Doesn't have a round in every chamber.


Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.


Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash / cups in the cupboard / groceries in the same bag.


Doesn't have all the dots on his dice / pens in her plotter.


Doesn't have both oars in the water -- can't even find the damn boat.


Doesn't have elastic in both of his socks.






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