Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




A medical mystery.


A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits


A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.


A mind like wet tennis shoes... Makes squishy noises when running.


A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -- Churchill


A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes.


A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.


A notch off the timing mark.


A one-bit brain with a parity error.


A pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits.


A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.


A prime candidate for natural deselection.


A quart low.


A return with no gosub.


A room temperature IQ.






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