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Question Answer 07

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?


What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!