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Question Answer 03

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?

Cold Trafford!

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time?

Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?

Captain: Well, it could have been worse.

Manager: How?

Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!