Sports Jokes

Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom


From the NCAA Tournament:


"Basketball is a game of two halves."


"We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins."


"You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle."


"He's like all great players -- not great yet."


"You don't score 86 points without being able to shoot."