Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!


Shut up and eat around it.




Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?


Shut up and chew!




Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!


Shut up and keep chewing!




Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?


Shut up and deal.




Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!


Shut up and get away from the dart board!