Holiday Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !



Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !




Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?

Because they would look silly in plastic macs !




How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !




Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?

Because his brown ones were all muddy !




How long should a reindeer's legs be ?

Just long enough to reach the ground !




Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?

Because he didn't want to be recognised !




Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?

The smallest ones !




Where do you find reindeer ?

It depends on where you leave them !




What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?

Baby reindeer !