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Short Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?

Because they would look silly in plastic macs !

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?

Because his brown ones were all muddy !

How long should a reindeer's legs be ?

Just long enough to reach the ground !

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?

Because he didn't want to be recognised !

Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?

The smallest ones !

Where do you find reindeer ?

It depends on where you leave them !

What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?

Baby reindeer !