Science Jokes

Away in a Test Tube

(Melody: "Away in a Manger")




Away in a test tube

My plague cultures grow

On nutrient agar

Mankind's greatest foe




It's easy to grow them

If one does it right

At thirty-five Celsius

All day and all night




Once they are ready

You can let them go

To sicken the masses

With pus-filled buboes.