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The Biology Song 07

Away in a Test Tube

(Melody: "Away in a Manger")

Away in a test tube

My plague cultures grow

On nutrient agar

Mankind's greatest foe

It's easy to grow them

If one does it right

At thirty-five Celsius

All day and all night

Once they are ready

You can let them go

To sicken the masses

With pus-filled buboes.