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The Cesium Song 07


I had Cesium with which to play.

Now all my fingers have been blown away.

And silence reigns since yesterday.


I'm just half the man I used to be.

I have no eyes with which to see.

My legs have parted company.

Why she had to blow,

I don't know,

I can only say.

Something went awful wrong,

In the waterbed where we lay.


Her sky blue path seemed such an easy way.

Now I know there is a price to pay.

Oh, I believed just yesterday.

---Songs of Cesium #117