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The Cesium Song 03


Cesium, 'tis of thee,

Thy 'positivity,

Of thee I sing.

Thou whose hydroxide, dis-

solved my wife when she died,

Glorious too, for suicide,

Here, death, is thy sting.

---Songs of Cesium #65