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The Cesium Song 01

Oh Cesium

(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)




Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,

Thy spectrum doth us please-ium.

Thy sky-blue lines in plasma's fire,

Do dreams of icy lakes inspire.

Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,

Thy spectrum doth us please-ium.




Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,

When held, you never freeze-ium.

Thy gently smoking silver spheres,

When dropped in water, please the ears.

Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,

When held, you never freeze-ium.




Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,

You put us at our ease-ium.

You tend the seconds of the day,

So that our watches never stray

Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,

You put us at our ease-ium.




---Songs of Cesium #34