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Scary Collection 47

A wizard joke

What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?

He wakes up!





A wizard joke

What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?

Bruce!





A witch joke

Why do witches wear pointy black hats?

To keep their heads warm!





A wizard joke

What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?

Hello gore-juice!





A wizard joke

What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?

To the other side!





A wizard joke

What do wizards stop for on the motorway?

Witchhikers!





A wizard joke

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?

Tyrannosaurus hex!