Kid Jokes

Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?

A: Frightday!





Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?

A: Fanghai!





Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?

A: He was boning up for his exams!





Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?

A: Send your name, address and blood group!





Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?

A: Bonehead!




Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?

A: Fang mail!





Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?

A: He became bone dry!