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Scary Collection 38

Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?

A: Frightday!

Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?

A: Fanghai!

Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?

A: He was boning up for his exams!

Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?

A: Send your name, address and blood group!

Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?

A: Bonehead!

Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?

A: Fang mail!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?

A: He became bone dry!