Kid Jokes

A cannibal joke

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!





A cannibal joke

What do you call a massive witch doctor?

Mumbo jumbo!





A vampire joke

Why did the vampire give up acting?

He couldn't get his teeth into the part!





A skeleton joke

What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?

Lazy bones!





A werewolf joke

Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?

Because they always give snappy answers!





A witch joke

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!





A werewolf joke

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?

A creature with an all over perm!