Kid Jokes

A Halloween joke

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat are her!





A ghost joke

How do ghosts keep fit?

By regular exorcise!





A cannibal joke

What did the cannibal make of her new friend?

A hotpot!





A ghost joke

What trees do ghouls like best?

Ceme-trees!





A cannibal joke

Why did the cannibal have a hangover?

He went to a party and got stewed!





A ghost joke

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!





A vampire joke

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into!